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The study is complete and the data is collected……
April 24, 2008, 4:58 am
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Hello loyal readers,

Today I’d like to discuss the results of a year long study that myself and Baby Lazarus have just completed. The results are startling! Now that the study is complete and all the data has been run through a powerful computer program, it has become clear. By the year 2010 57% of all americans will own a robot. This is not speculation. It is fact. Further analysis shows that 91% of these robots will turn on their owner. Again, this is fact. In my next blog I will explain how we came to these conclusions.  


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I own a vacuum cleaner… three toasters and a mean blender. I haven’t been attacked yet, but I think they are plotting against me. At night I hear nosies, and in the morning I can tell that someone or something has been making Pina Coladas.
Should I be worried? Should I be scared?

Loo

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